i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
We know the meaning of words like “consent” and “abuse” — not to mention the ins and outs of BDSM etiquette.
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Peter Capaldi and costume photographed by Paul Stuart for the Sunday Times
This man will break me.
|—||Guillermo del Toro (x)|
you don’t see things
as they are
you see things
as you are
A take on my favorite Anais Nin quote:
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
|—||"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via talesofnorth)|
Or reading them, either.
"Dust" Short Film
if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once
|—||It took me 9 years to figure that out (via shante-atthedisco)|
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
this is making me rethink my entire position on the ship
This reinforces my position on this ship. #CAPTAIN
After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.
I would die.